98.
      If I could put my dick in anyone I'd put it in Victius.

        He is quite a verbose speaker and flatulent.

      If you used to be (or possessed) a deer his language comes.

        Curiosity and creepiness linger on his carpet.

      If everyone doesn't see all of your beauty, Victius,

        hear this:  No one is as cute or as efficient.


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