"Song For Dracvla"
by Don Cheney
"Song For Dracvla" is Don Cheney's 2025 re-subtitling of Paul Morrissey's 1974 film, "Sangue per Dracula".
I'm a mellifluous singer (0:41)
I'm a virgin? (0:39)
Italy doesn't allow parakeets (0:30)
Parakeet guy (0:59)
Of course you'll have clothes! (0:38)
It took them 700 years (1:13)
Pardon my nipples (1:14)
I'm a topiary guy (0:26)
Large quesadillas (1:27)
And don't get me started (2:21)
Get me some Aleve (0:28)