"I'm Old, But I'm not as Old as the Center of the Earth is Old, because that's REALLY Old"
by Don Cheney
"I'm Old..." is Don Cheney's 2025 re-imagining of Jules Verne's "Journey to the Center of the Earth".
I'm Old... Full video (37:21)
Opening (0:59)
my adorable Gretchen (0:29)
Henry, you stupid shit! (1:07)
I'm Owen Wilson! (1:47)
creamy substrata (0:38)
a civilized country (0:47)
a chauffeur (0:45)
The famous fascist! (0:27)
Going loco lately? (0:11)
my own turgid manhood (0:50)
Ja! (0:23)
ropes and picks and shit (0:18)
Did you just tell me to bite you? (0:24)
Ooooof! (0:23)
Clutch Cargo figurines! (0:31)
Typical intellectual (0:13)
Breakfast burrito (0:28)
Din faens rompeslikker! (0:39)
GULP! (0:30)
sad-eyed sherpa (0:26)
sack of shit Sackanussem's name (1:23)
GottinHimmel! (0:38)
I know horse shit (1:52)
You don't have the balls (1:03)
monstrous bones (1:32)
hiding in a dank cave (1:43)
put me off breakfast (1:44)
It's been kidnapped (1:33)
That's not a sea shell (1:14)
sack of shit tagger (0:59)
shapes and colors (2:17)
man and painting (2:25)
Credits (2:37)